One of the joys of maintaining a blog is the daily checking of the moderation queue for comments. This involves passing my eyes over enormous amounts of spam. I find this a little bit irksome, but I’ve also grown to enjoy it. Not only does it keep me up to date with the names the most popular sexy women, the latest advances in pharmacological science and the category titles of the world’s paraphilias, but it also keeps me informed of what search phrases people are trying to high jack. Predictably, this morning, I cleared out a load of swine flu spam.